Answers to "Mike's Puzzler"

1.   A man at a hardware store walks up to the clerk with an item and asks "How much does one cost?" The clerk thinks for a moment and says "One will be three dollars." The man then asks "What if I were to buy twelve?" To which the clerk says "Twelve would be be six dollars." Finally the man asks "Well what if I bought 150?" The clerk tells him "That will be nine dollars." What was the man buying?
       Answer:  The man was buying numbers for his house.

2.    A policeman hears a woman scream "No George, don't shoot me!" Then
he hears a shot; he enters the room and sees a painter, a plumber and a
lawyer, he immediately goes over to the lawyer and arrests him. He got the
correct person, but how did he know?
      Answer:  George was the only man in the room.  The plumber and painter were both women.

3.  A man walked into a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender pulled
out a shotgun, pointed it at the man's head, the man thanked the bartender
and left. Why?
      Answer:  The man had the hiccups and was asking for the water to help cure him of them.  The shotgun frightened the man and did the job instead.

4. A man died and went to heaven. There were 1000's of people there and
they were all naked and looked as they did when they were 21 years old. He
waded through the crowd, and came across a man and a woman and he said
"hey, you are Adam and Eve." He was right, but how did he know?
       Answer:  Since Adam and Eve were both created neither of them had a belly button.  That is how the man could tell them apart.

5.  Do you want to try something a little more challenging?
       Answer:   If you said yes then we challenge you to try our special puzzle of the month!

2.    A policeman hears a woman scream "No George, don't shoot me!" Then
he hears a shot; he enters the room and sees a painter, a plumber and a
lawyer, he immediately goes over to the lawyer and arrests him. He got the
correct person, but how did he know?
      Answer:  George was the only man in the room.  The plumber and painter were both women.

3.  A man walked into a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender pulled
out a shotgun, pointed it at the man's head, the man thanked the bartender
and left. Why?
      Answer:  The man had the hiccups and was asking for the water to help cure him of them.  The shotgun frightened the man and did the job instead.

4. A man died and went to heaven. There were 1000's of people there and
they were all naked and looked as they did when they were 21 years old. He
waded through the crowd, and came across a man and a woman and he said
"hey, you are Adam and Eve." He was right, but how did he know?
       Answer:  Since Adam and Eve were both created neither of them had a belly button.  That is how the man could tell them apart.

5.  Do you want to try something a little more challenging?
       Answer:   If you said yes then we challenge you to try our special puzzle of the month!